This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar

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  • Published on:  Thursday, August 9, 2018
  • This Old Man Had The Best Response After Being Approached By A Girl At The Bar


    A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
    The girl is so attractive that he just can not take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approached him.
    Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone:
    “I will do anything you would like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it does not matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition”.
    Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.
    “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
    The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her
    outstretched hand.
    He then looks her square in the eye, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.


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  • barbara newman
    barbara newman  yesterday

    That's s good bar joke....paint that 71 year house wearing just a push up bra and a g-string.

  • Tom Dockery
    Tom Dockery  2 days ago

    Why is the 71 year old depicted as being so old?I still have mostly blond hair at 68.5.

  • Ray Snyder
    Ray Snyder  2 days ago

    My three words would be ANYTHING I ASK!!! 😁😁😁

  • Mindyer Bidnes
    Mindyer Bidnes  2 days ago

    He then whips out his wallet puts 10 ten-dollar bills in her
    Outstretched hand.
    You pervert. 😉😆

  • Greg H
    Greg H  2 days ago

    Wow, that's an oldy and not a goody.

  • ken URO
    ken URO  5 days ago

    l o l    ...   perfect

  • Harry Shelton
    Harry Shelton  6 days ago

    Aw that was funny, lol

  • Steve Simmons
    Steve Simmons  11 days ago

    Old joke

  • chandulal maddumaarachchi

    One of the best...

  • Alice Willoughby
    Alice Willoughby  21 days ago

    BAHAHAHAHAH!!! Personally, I'd have said "Do my dishes", but it adds up to the same thing. Love it!

  • Matthew Livermanne

    Exactly

  • Dougie Fresh
    Dougie Fresh  28 days ago

    19 year old girls have been getting in bars since day one !

  • Yonders Wall
    Yonders Wall  1 months ago

    This joke is 71 years-old.

  • Sir Slick Singleton
    Sir Slick Singleton  1 months ago

    Dat was funny

  • Dre Boogie
    Dre Boogie  1 months ago

    😂😂😂😂😂...savage

  • Dano1947
    Dano1947  1 months ago

    She's a hooker.

  • zealot951
    zealot951  1 months ago

    Don't give her the money until the job was done...that was stupid.

  • Skipper Moses
    Skipper Moses  1 months ago

    Lol

  • Dylan Pippin
    Dylan Pippin  1 months ago

    Wow he hit it out if here wow

  • Jüdäs
    Jüdäs  1 months ago

    "He then whips out his wallet and puts ten $10 bills in her.......outstretched hand."
    That almost became a pretty good story.