No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler | Unraveled

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  • Published on:  Sunday, May 26, 2019
  • Mortal Kombat is a gruesome game filled with murderous characters that, honestly, should chill out a little. So Brian David Gilbert unraveled which Mortal Kombatant would cuddle the best.Subscribe to our YouTube channel! https://goo.gl/D8prdfLike us on Facebook: http://bit.ly/PolygonFBFollow us on Twitter: http://bit.ly/PolygonTwitterFollow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/PolygonInstaAnd for more gaming and entertainment coverage, visit www.polygon.com
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  • Gabbi P.
    Gabbi P.  2 months ago +4961

    since he cut his hair and grew out that sick 'stache brian both looks like somebody's father and somebody dressing up like their father simultaneously

  • enduringstone
    enduringstone  2 months ago +1936

    Can someone be chaotic and lawful at the same time? BDG radiates an incalculable energy.

  • enragement.child
    enragement.child  2 months ago +2128

    the raw emotion in "there's red bull in this mug. HYAAA-" frightens me

  • Pira Piranha
    Pira Piranha  2 months ago +2318

    BRIAN! Please judge how likely it is that the many npcs of Stardew Valley might turn to scientology.

  • Khaos
    Khaos  2 months ago +1029

    Girl: “wanna cuddle?😉
    Raiden: “I must consult the elder gods”

  • sine moderamine
    sine moderamine  2 months ago +1006

    "Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat-man"
    Truly, words to live by.

  • Halcyon Claire
    Halcyon Claire  2 months ago +291

    i am absolutely furious that he managed to describe my highschool boyfriend in a single sentence

  • Dylan Norman
    Dylan Norman  2 months ago +479

    Everyone: WHICH POKEMON ARE EDIBLE.
    BDG: I found MK's bust cuddler.

  • lilou Moonlight
    lilou Moonlight  2 months ago +766

    BDG is an impressive beacon of Bi energy, and i'm living for it

  • AnvilPro100
    AnvilPro100  2 months ago +503

    "Also she's a Sandy Hook truther"
    I don't want anyone to miss that line

  • nil tuna
    nil tuna  2 months ago +529

    hes really being pulled into the "white comedian that gives off the energy of a 60s radio show host" world huh

  • Kodarpy
    Kodarpy  2 months ago +516

    I can practically FEEL the “Out of Context BDG” videos about to be made

  • Clare Lebeda
    Clare Lebeda  2 months ago +207

    "Stay away from this knife pervert."
    Jokes on you, Brian. I'm EXCLUSIVELY into Knife Perverts.™️

  • Eleanor
    Eleanor  2 months ago +1653

    All Cops Are Bad At Cuddling was a hot take I was not prepared for but will gladly accept

  • Thesaurus Rex
    Thesaurus Rex  2 months ago +676

    BDG: "I'm not dancing this season"
    Also BDG: Half of this episode.

  • jAcks S
    jAcks S  2 months ago +147

    Johnny cage “big divorced dad energy”

  • Brennabear52
    Brennabear52  2 months ago +225

    I love him but why does BDG look like every history teacher from every teen 90's show?

  • Devon Trube
    Devon Trube  2 months ago +358

    Y’all should rank the best JRPG hairstyles as brought to life and modeled by other Polygon staff.

  • Phaeina
    Phaeina  2 months ago +181

    "do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" yOu're noT mY dAD

  • Susi Stuart
    Susi Stuart  2 months ago +130

    *chef's kiss* Thank you for calling out Ronda Rousey.