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  • Published on:  Monday, August 12, 2019
  • Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito— not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.Punch that bell icon so you'll know when we add a new episode!CATCH UP ON SMOSH SUMMER GAMES: APOCALYPSE: https://smo.sh/summergamesShow Your Support for Mushroom Clout: https://smo.sh/RepMushroomCloutShow Your Support for ToxiciTEA: https://smo.sh/RepToxiciTEA CASTIan Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/CREWDirector: Ryan ToddWriters: Ryan Finnerty & Monica VasandaniExecutive Producer: Ryan ToddProduction Manager: Margo McHugh1st AD: Marcella GershDP: Katie ElenekeDP: Nick GiomusoCam Op: Brennan Iketani1st AC: Jacqi JonesDIT: Matt DuranArt Director: Steven CiroccoSet Decorator: Tayler NicholsonProps/Stage Coordinator: Yasmeen MughalSound Mixer: Greg JonesScript Supervisor: Eddie Vigil VHair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel JenkinsWardrobe: Athena Lawton Gaffer: Billy YatesKey Grip: Emilie SvenssonPA: Will TownsendPA: Lucas LefkowitzArt PA: Steven SmykaEditor: Mike SmallGFX: Brittany MetzCommunity Manager: Cece WrennContent Manager: Kiana ParkerIT/Equipment Manager: Tim BakerExecutive Assistant: Nancy AzconaWatch THE END OF NETFLIX AND CHILL | Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse: https://youtu.be/5iO6dtdQI6kWatch WHO STANS MARI THE MOST? | Maricraft: https://youtu.be/IQ4KIFns65wWatch The Desk That Ruined Our Friendship - SmoshCast #25: https://youtu.be/SHXrGJKGBKMSubscribe To Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshFollow Us:Instagram: https://instagram.com/smoshFacebook: https://facebook.com/smoshTwitter: https://twitter.com/smoshCheck Out Our Other Smosh Channels:Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPitSmosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGamesSmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast


  • 50K Subs No Vids
    50K Subs No Vids  7 days ago +1963

    customer: can i get a burrito with just meat and cheese
    noah: what kind of bread

  • Marguerite Olivia
    Marguerite Olivia  6 days ago +255

    Legit crying with laughter over here
    Also Shartney
    Make it happen

  • Jermaine Jackson
    Jermaine Jackson  4 days ago +428

    As someone who actually worked at chipotle I would say 90% of this is accurate af😂

  • Casimus Prime
    Casimus Prime  6 days ago +513

    You forgot the important one:
    adds weak scoop of meat
    "Can you add more?"
    "Sure, but it's extra"
    "How much?"
    "$7.99 before tax and tip"

  • peepeepoopoo
    peepeepoopoo  6 days ago +247

    “This isn’t Taco Bell, this is an authentic Mexican experience.”

  • MaximGamerTv
    MaximGamerTv  7 days ago +1748

    Subway-''More LETTUCE!''
    Chipotle-''More CHEESE!''

  • BakedPotato 97
    BakedPotato 97  5 days ago +143

    Watching Damien fold burritos for 1 whole minute was the best way I’ve ever spent my time

  • Esjellz
    Esjellz  3 days ago +82

    I came back to Smosh after 8 years, now its soooo different...

  • Hayden Canales
    Hayden Canales  5 days ago +197

    If you ever ordered a water cup and filled it with soda

  • Sadie Daman
    Sadie Daman  6 days ago +175

    I work at Moe’s and I can totally relate........
    To some of these things.😂

  • Jose Garcia
    Jose Garcia  7 days ago +306

    Subway:more lettuce please
    Chipotle: more cheese please

  • 1MrEscalante
    1MrEscalante  5 days ago +74

    And I just quit from chipotle four days ago
    Almost everything in this video happened every day

  • Nico Romani
    Nico Romani  6 days ago +76

    "Una tortilla."
    "Sí. Yo would like muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles y salsa picante. Bailamos."
    God I love Shayne. I also love that they integrated him learning Spanish into a sketch.

  • jeffy Paul
    jeffy Paul  yesterday +4

    We want food battle 2019 with Anthony and ian please

    PHXNTXM  2 days ago +3

    “Sir, I don’t know how they do things at H&R Block or wherever chaotic shit hole you work...” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • callmeamelia
    callmeamelia  7 days ago +1029

    that damien folding burritos scene is just him impersonating shayne while folding burritos

  • Alpha SnowSong
    Alpha SnowSong  4 days ago +51

    I feel left out... I go to Chipotle a lot but I have never experienced anything close to what I just watched and read here xD

  • agizzy23
    agizzy23  3 days ago +6

    Me; Hey, can I get the vegetarian taco? With a hard shell?
    Worker: We’re all out of hard shells. Is that okay?
    Me: Yeah, I guess.
    Worker: We’re all out of guacamole. Is that okay?
    Me: Well
    Worker: Also, we’re all out of-

  • Vatha9
    Vatha9  5 days ago +52

    Worked at Chipotle for 2 years. Picky customers makes the job harder.

  • Baleigh Makara
    Baleigh Makara  19 hours ago +1

    I really love that we're seeing more of Damien. He's just fantastic. <3