This Dude Is In Jail Because You Won't Buy His Merch

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  • Published on:  Tuesday, June 11, 2019
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    I'm pretty sure this is the most manipulative way to sell merch I've ever seen.

    MERCH ► http://dannygonzalez.store
    MY SECOND CHANNEL ► https://www.youtube.com/c/2Danny2Furious
    OUTRO SONG ► https://song.link/us/i/1454823599
    MY SPOTIFY ► https://open.spotify.com/artist/6pDkmNhHCLh7YEb3sXceOs?si=8ZpMgF41SoufOS1UZ4vbkg

    Follow me on Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/dannygonzalez/
    Follow me on Twitter ► https://twitter.com/dannygonzalez

    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on Youtube, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.

    #dannygonzalez
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  • WillFillms
    WillFillms  21 hours ago

    I am in Japan right now

  • Yuno Gasai
    Yuno Gasai  yesterday +1

    I wouldnt have even enjoyed this when i was like 7

  • xXShadowTheCat63Xx :]

    Dont diss Jarvis Johnson he has a sweet as name

  • go back to sleep karen

    "locking your brother in prison for playing fortnite" if only this was a real thing i could do to my brothers.

  • Sabrina Horn
    Sabrina Horn  yesterday

    I appreciate all of these reaction videos so I don't have to give these videos views

  • kendall morris
    kendall morris  yesterday

    it’s because playing fortnite is a federal offence.






    duh

  • Playing Time
    Playing Time  yesterday

    What!? Without us knowing, is illigal!

  • Gacha Wolfy Gurl
    Gacha Wolfy Gurl  yesterday

    Better safe than sorry

  • Elizabeth Nesinov

    Jarvis is in jail
    With a million dollar bail
    I think its gonna hail
    I grew a little tail


    Somebody get me a pail
    I like the song Sail
    I was walking on a rail
    Then fell when I realized this is a fail.

  • Madeline Crowder
    Madeline Crowder  yesterday

    8:51 Danny that’s a nurses office lol

  • Garage Banderman
    Garage Banderman  2 days ago +2

    Teacher: I’ll have to call the the police.

    Faze Kay: aww no brœ

  • AutumnCyan
    AutumnCyan  2 days ago +1

    Danny: says Jarvis is probably the least coolest name in FaZe
    Jarvis Johnson: Am I a joke to you?

  • Alex Ast
    Alex Ast  2 days ago

    At 11:13, with no context its confusing

  • Vegan Socks
    Vegan Socks  3 days ago +2

    Bro brooooo bro? Bro??! Bruuuuuh bro broooo?!
    BrOoooOoooOo! Bruh did you bruh the bro? BrooooOooooO

  • Madaline Flores
    Madaline Flores  3 days ago +1

    Jarvis plays fornite in school? Hes going to jail
    How much will it cost? Its a 1 million dollar bail
    Jarvis looks out the window? Oh my gosh it gonna hail
    Jarvis runs downstairs? You gotta use the rail!
    Jarvis turns into a cat? Jarvis now has a tail
    Jarvis trying to hang up a picture? Use a hammer and a nail
    Jarvis is at the dollar store? He shops in retail
    Jarvis is a dude? Oh well then he's male
    Jarvis look inside his mailbox? He's just getting his mail
    Jarvis loves little red riding hood? Jarvis its just a fairytale
    Jarvis goes on a diet? He starts eating kale
    Jarvis is feeling sick? He looks pale
    Jarvis is at the beach? He plays with a shovel and a pail
    Jarvis' favorite actor? Christian Bale
    Jarvis needs to weigh himself? Step on the scale

    Ok thats all I got (sorry these were horrible)

  • Madaline Flores
    Madaline Flores  3 days ago +1

    "Better late than never" is the saying
    Danny: better sooner than later no better late than sooner?
    Me: You tried

  • Bleach Crackers
    Bleach Crackers  3 days ago +3

    when you realize Danny's gonna be in Texas when the raid is happening

  • pennywise killer clowen

    Aaahahahahahaha

  • Adley Fontaine
    Adley Fontaine  3 days ago

    Lmao

  • Christopher Columbus

    The handle of their jail cell door is an old persons grab-bar from a shower. RIP FazeGrandma, someone stole your grab-bar so you ain’t gettin up from the next slip.